YD Industries Presents:
The Contraceptive Dinosaur Sponge

200 Million years ago, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth spending their time eating large and leafy plants as well as each other. Volcanoes bubbled and giant beasts shrieked and wailed as they splashed in mud and chased gigantic dragonflies. It was a thrilling epoch! That's why YD industries decided to capture the excitement of the dinosaur era with our revolutionary new product: The Contraceptive Dinosaur Sponge!

Our collection of specially designed contraceptive dinosaur sponges magically expand over the course of several hours with the addition of water. The sponges can then be used in a number of exciting ways: To reenact dino battles, as a paint tool for a home craft project, as a dishwashing scrubber, or as a 87% effective birth control device during some impromptu Jurassic themed nookie. It is truly a revolutionary new multipurpose sponge that the whole family can use.

Sponges are sold in packs of three expandable capsules. The following contraceptive dinosaur sponges can be collected: Stegosaurus, Seismosaurus, Allosaurus, Brachiosaurus, Camarasaurus, Camptosaurus, Triceratops, Diplodocus, Heterodontosaurus, and the fearsome T-Rex.

Order now! They make perfect holiday stocking stuffers.