YD Industries Presents:
Nuclear Powered Stapler!

Do stacks of rigid paper stump your stapler?  Document fastening can be frustrating and, the truth is, most office binders are woefully out of step with todays increasingly large sheet stacks and the furious demands of the modern workplace.  19th century office technology needs to join the 21st century!

That why YD Industries researchers went about the task of developing a tool fit for contemporary office appetites.  It's the YD Industries Nuclear Powered Stapler!

Using fancy technology similar to that found on the US Navy's Los Angeles class nuclear powered attack subs, this dynamic, patent-pending product is capable of delivering 4,000 flawless staple rounds per minute.  Make your cubicle neighbors jealous when you complete your stapling in half the time compared to a conventional stapler, and without all the trouble!  What if the utility company decides to brown-out your neighborhood?  No problem!  You've got nuclear, so keep on stapling!  In addition, since this device's energy is not coming from fossil fuels, you'll be keeping dangerous greenhouse emissions from entering the atmosphere as a result of your stapling.  It's a win-win!

So hurry and order yours now while supplies last.

Note: Highly Enriched Uranium (HEU) fuel rods sold separately.