YD Industries Recall Notice:
Bionic Meat Pounder

As of 3/15/06, YD Industries is issuing a recall of the following product: XCT-98G01, The Bionic Meat Pounder.

Operating under normal conditions, as outlined in the enclosed Toni Morrison composed instruction manual, the YD Industries Bionic Meat Pounder performs flawlessly. However, it has come to our attention that certain unregulated uses for the Bionic Meat Pounder are potentially hazardous to the health and general welfare of the public at large. The Meat Pounder should NOT be used to:

1. Pulverize shelled nuts.
2. Enhance any sort of autoerotic experience.

The Meat Pounder was not designed for sensitive tissues or hard nuts in mind. We apologize for any and all injuries that may have resulted from the two unintended product applications listed above.

A recall of the item has been ordered to replace the arm swivel to decrease the swing radius to 18% as well as to retrofit the infrared sensitivity nozzle. These changes will reduce the number of injuries resulting from unregulated product usage, and will actually improve bionic meat-pounding functionality. All Bionic Meat Pounders should be sent, in a box, to YD Industries' factory warehouse in Singapore. The Company will do its best to return your improved product so you can resume your regularly scheduled meat pounding.