YD Industries Presents:
Tofu Fed Beef!

We've finally come up with the beef that even the strictest vegetarians can enjoy: Tofu Fed Beef!

Our cattle are lovingly raised on organic tofu and other such vegetarian morsels. They live within the nurturing confines of our 100% hemp yurts on the YD Industries YYY Ranch. While on the ranch they practice tantric grazing, group moo chanting, and avoid all cheese and egg products. The herd is serenaded nightly with relaxing flute music, bathed in sage incense, given acupressure massage, and led in non-denominational prayer. You will not find better cows anywhere.

Ultimately, however, our cattle are slaughtered, packaged and delivered to your specialized grocer or directly to your home via FedEx. Order now!